“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Lucille Ball
“My mother always used to say ‘The older you get, the better you get. Unless you are a banana’. “ Betty White
“It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.” Andy Rooney
“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.” Truman Capote
“Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.” Groucho Marx