Mark Twain Quotes

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you would rather not.

I am an old man and have known many troubles, but most of them never happened.

A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.

There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.


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